Tye-dyed pants

Is this really necessary?

Locals = Fat, but Trendy

noticed today on my way to work that there were several very large women looking frumpy, and that each of them had a nice, new, large Coach bag. I believe just as much as anyone else that accessories can make the outfit, but if you are >250 lbs, your outfit will always look will like shit, no matter what accessories you don. So what is the point of spending $600 on a Coach bag? News flash: your bag isn’t even big enough to hide inside! People won’t even notice your accessories behind all that flab, frumpiness, and sweater set from Talbots.

My recommendation is to return the Coach bag, get your $600 back, and spend it on a gym membership and personal trainer – or at least a subscription to Women’s Health magazine. In one years time you could go from flab to fab! The bonus? You’ll look good in anything you wear, even if it’s from Target. Then, and only then, should you spend money on accessories – when they can actually compliment the tredy outfit, not BE the trendy outfit.

Arlington = Yuppie Ghetto

Check out this video from new resident Remy (of Hey There Khalilah fame) about the ‘hood known are Arlington. We’re gangsta fo real!

Remy’s other entertaining videos can be found on YouTube or on www.GoRemy.com.

Fat Disadvantage – Pants

Fat Disadvantage: Your pants get scrunched up and twisted between your massive thighs, giving you a wedgie and the appearance of walking through a flood.

Die hard tourists – rainy day picnic

They weren’t gonna let a little rain spoil their picnic on the National Mall. No sir-ee-bob.

Economy Tourism

You just knew someone would find a way to capitalize on this crappy economic situation. These guys took to modeling.

DC locals show their disdain for Tourists with Peeps

Notice how the ones on the left are angry at the tourist (with the map – a tourist essential) who is standing on the escalator instead of walking.

Get outta my way Tourist!

You can find all the PEEP entries in the Washington Post Contest Here.

Pink Elephant

“Donna, How much farther is the Five Guys?”

Crazy Locals

Ahhh springtime. I think this guy is confused as to whether he’s roller blading or practicing gymnastics.

Stuff Tourists Like – Charter Busses

Martha - How are we supposed to know which bus is ours? They all look alike!