Super Tourist Fanny Pack

I think this one is made of leather – only the finest for tourists here in DC.

Locals Sport the Ultimate Fanny Pack!

I mentioned before that people around here don’t do any sports until they’ve invested tons of money in gear and clothing. I guess that’s tough if all you do is walk… but this lady found a way with the Ultimate Fanny Pack! It’s got double water-bottle pouches conveniently aimed at an angle so that you can grab and go without ever slowing down. It’s the ultimate gear for the ultimate speed walker! Get yours today.

A Very Patriotic Family

Daughter – “I can’t feel my toes”
Mom- “Pick up that flag and smile. We want to look happy for the TV cameras so that our neighbors back in Dayton are jealous of all the fun we are having!”
Daughter – “But mom, I can’t even see the Capitol from here”
Mom – “Shut up and smile!”

*Tourist Gear: Fanny-pack alert