Locals = Fat, but Trendy

noticed today on my way to work that there were several very large women looking frumpy, and that each of them had a nice, new, large Coach bag. I believe just as much as anyone else that accessories can make the outfit, but if you are >250 lbs, your outfit will always look will like shit, no matter what accessories you don. So what is the point of spending $600 on a Coach bag? News flash: your bag isn’t even big enough to hide inside! People won’t even notice your accessories behind all that flab, frumpiness, and sweater set from Talbots.

My recommendation is to return the Coach bag, get your $600 back, and spend it on a gym membership and personal trainer – or at least a subscription to Women’s Health magazine. In one years time you could go from flab to fab! The bonus? You’ll look good in anything you wear, even if it’s from Target. Then, and only then, should you spend money on accessories – when they can actually compliment the tredy outfit, not BE the trendy outfit.

Tourist Fashion – Hot Socks!

This lady’s outfit was so awesome that I had to take her photo twice

Die hard tourists – rainy day picnic

They weren’t gonna let a little rain spoil their picnic on the National Mall. No sir-ee-bob.

Segway Tourists

Do they do this in any other cities??? These tourists are ridiculous…

DC locals show their disdain for Tourists with Peeps

Notice how the ones on the left are angry at the tourist (with the map – a tourist essential) who is standing on the escalator instead of walking.

Get outta my way Tourist!

You can find all the PEEP entries in the Washington Post Contest Here.

Tourist Essential – The Man Bag

It's not a purse! It's a MAN bag