Tarzan the Tourist
I know it gets humid here in DC, but it’s not a jungle for crying out loud
Tag Archives: What not to wear
Tye-dyed pants
Is this really necessary?
Posted in Tourists, What not to wear
Tagged dc, inauguration, pants, tourist, tye dye, What not to wear
Tourist Fashion – Hot Socks!
This lady’s outfit was so awesome that I had to take her photo twice
Posted in Got gear?, Tourist Essentials, What not to wear
Tagged DC tourist, hot socks, tourist, tourist fashion, washington, washington dc, What not to wear
Fat Disadvantage – Pants
Fat Disadvantage: Your pants get scrunched up and twisted between your massive thighs, giving you a wedgie and the appearance of walking through a flood.
Posted in fat, Thin Privilege, Tourists, What not to wear
Tagged dc, fat, fat disadvantage, flood pants, thin privelage, tourist, wedgie, What not to wear
Super Tourist Fanny Pack
I think this one is made of leather – only the finest for tourists here in DC.
Economy Tourism
You just knew someone would find a way to capitalize on this crappy economic situation. These guys took to modeling.
Posted in Locals, Uncategorized
Tagged capital, capitalize, capitol, dc, economic situation, economy, greed, modeling, modelling, money, NCR, washington dc, What not to wear
Marshmallow Tourist
I’m not really sure why tourists still wear the matching sweatsuit ensemble. Didn’t those go out with the (early) 90′s?
Posted in Tourists, What not to wear
Tagged marshmallow, sweat pants, sweatsuit, tourist, What not to wear
Cherry Blossom Tourists
It’s springtime here in Washington and you know what that means… TOURISTS! Tourist season kicks off every year with the National Cherry Blossom Festival. Yes, I know you could see these flowers in your own backyard but wouldn’t you rather sit in 2 hours of traffic around the Beltway to see them with 160,890,359 other people? Apparently there are many who say yes to that question. Lucky for them, we apparently have a new highway sign telling them where to go:
Rt 110 in Arlington
Bus service was in full swing as well with people viewing from the rooftop of the double-deckers:
The tour groups were in full swing with their flags:
And THIS lady even broke out the tye-dye for this special spring day. You’ve gotta love tourist fashion:
Tye-dye... check. Matching baseball cap... check. Matching tourist purse... check. Wait, you forgot the fanny pack!
Sweatpants and Fat Disadvantage – a Deadly Combination
The disadvantage is that everyone can see the cottage cheese beneath your sweat pants. (Come on, you were thinking it too)
