Obama has a fool-proof plan to get you out of this financial mess. He’s ensured that anything with “Obama” written on it will sell.
Here’s what you do:
1. Get a bunch of cheap T-shirts (hats, keychains, underwear, whatever)
2. Purchase red, white, or blue spray paint
3. Paint everything as fast as you can with one of the following slogans: Obama 08; Change; Yes We Can; Yes We Did; I voted for Obama; Obama Yo Mama; etc
4. Walk around the city with your artwork and sell it to dumb tourists as the HOT new item for 2009.
Problem solved! You’ll have your mortgage paid in no time. Unfortunately, this will only work for approximately the next month, so get to work, and get a job lined up for February!Attention those in foreclosure on your home.