How to Avoid Foreclosure – Sell Inauguration Merchandise

Obama has a fool-proof plan to get you out of this financial mess. He’s ensured that anything with “Obama” written on it will sell.

Here’s what you do:
1. Get a bunch of cheap T-shirts (hats, keychains, underwear, whatever)
2. Purchase red, white, or blue spray paint
3. Paint everything as fast as you can with one of the following slogans: Obama 08; Change; Yes We Can; Yes We Did; I voted for Obama; Obama Yo Mama; etc
4. Walk around the city with your artwork and sell it to dumb tourists as the HOT new item for 2009.

Problem solved! You’ll have your mortgage paid in no time. Unfortunately, this will only work for approximately the next month, so get to work, and get a job lined up for February!

Inauguration Merchandise is a Gold Mine

Inauguration Merchandise is a Gold Mine

Attention those in foreclosure on your home.

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5 responses to “How to Avoid Foreclosure – Sell Inauguration Merchandise

  1. Aaron Goldfarb

    I’ve actually that I should open an Obama store in Times Square. It would certainly do as well as the M&M store!

  2. dctouristsandlocals

    At least for the next few months

  3. IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED IN SELLING OBAMA T-SHIRTS CHECK MY SITE OUT, I HAVE LOTS OF DIFFERENT DESIGNS TO CHOOSE FROM WITH EXCELLENT WHOLESALE PRICES.

  4. dctouristsandlocals

    See, that’s what this site is all about. Helping you make money off of tourists!

  5. Pingback: Another Obama Bailout - Inauguration Jobs « DC tourists AND locals

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