Take heed! Or the talking Obama cut-out will come to get you.
You know how you have to watch a twenty-minute video before you’re allowed to parachute or do anything borderline risky? It’s quite obvious that tourists entering NYC and DC need to be “briefed” on how to safely behave as well. I recommend video monitors alongside the airports’ moving walkway route. Since tourists slowly ride the walkway they’ll have ample time to watch the videos. People like us that walk on the walkways like normal human beings have proven–ipso facto–that they are not tourists and thus can breeze by the instructions.
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