What is the Purple Tunnel of Doom? The truth is… we don’t really care, but apparently some very bitter tourists do. It’s a group of bitter tourists with purple tickets to the inauguration who didn’t make it into the seating area in time for the inauguration and complain about “relieving” themselves in the tunnel (gross). They’ve decided to organize themselves, similar to a union or protest, and are talking about class action lawsuits against the Obama administration. Read more at the Survivors of the Purple Tunnel of Doom homepage on Facebook.