Category Archives: What not to wear

Whether tourist or local, camel-toe is never in style

Tourist Fashion – Sequin Insects

shiteous sequins

shiteous sequins

Tourist Fashion – Patterns (lots of them)

This interesting ensemble speaks for itself

I read somewhere that women see fashion as a means of self-expression.  Is she expressing confusion, color blindness, or plain old bad taste?

I read somewhere that women see fashion as a means of self-expression. Is she expressing confusion, color blindness, or plain old bad taste?

Tye-dyed pants

Is this really necessary?

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Tourist Fashion – Hot Socks!

This lady’s outfit was so awesome that I had to take her photo twice
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Fat Disadvantage – Pants

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Fat Disadvantage: Your pants get scrunched up and twisted between your massive thighs, giving you a wedgie and the appearance of walking through a flood.

Super Tourist Fanny Pack

I think this one is made of leather – only the finest for tourists here in DC.
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