Tye-dyed pants

Is this really necessary?

Stuff Tourists Like – Port-a-Potty’s

A whole farm of them…

What Not to Wear: Fluorescent Orange Camo

What exactly is he trying to blend into?

Tour du France: Inauguration Edition

You know these guys are locals – no tourist would go out in public with these outfits! (Nor would they venture to navigate the city on a bike in 25 degree weather)

Tourist Trick: Climbing Trees

A tourist-MacGyver

Tourist Trick: Climbing Dumpsters

Don’t slip!

Bear woman infiltrates security barriers

RRRooooaarrrrrr

Yes, this is a grown woman, and it’s not Halloween.

Starbucks goes Patriotic

With these festive sleeves

Tourist Invasion

I can’t honestly say that I’ve never seen so many people in my life, but I can say that I’ve never seen so many friendly and cheerful people in one place in my life. Everyone was in good spirits, despite the crowds and freezing temperatures. There was no pushing, no riots, no bombs, and only one incident of a rude tourist cutting us off and whacking my friend in the face with his folding chair. (To which we all pointed out to said tourist his rude behavior as he just walked away, and he continued glaring at us as if WE had walked into his chair as he cut across the mob, swaying his chair from side to side… besides, weren’t folding chairs on the list of prohibited items?) Anyway, here are some crowd shots I took:

Wearing his Sunday best for Obama

The last time this guy wore these pants must have been at the inauguration of Jimmy Carter, because he definitely did not fit in them anymore. Apparently that doesn’t phase him – he let it ALL hang out!

Got some bulge going on