Tag Archives: What not to wear

It’s a jungle out there!

Tarzan the Tourist

Tarzan the Tourist

I know it gets humid here in DC, but it’s not a jungle for crying out loud

Tye-dyed pants

Is this really necessary?

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Tourist Fashion – Hot Socks!

This lady’s outfit was so awesome that I had to take her photo twice
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Fat Disadvantage – Pants

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Fat Disadvantage: Your pants get scrunched up and twisted between your massive thighs, giving you a wedgie and the appearance of walking through a flood.

Super Tourist Fanny Pack

I think this one is made of leather – only the finest for tourists here in DC.
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Economy Tourism

You just knew someone would find a way to capitalize on this crappy economic situation. These guys took to modeling.

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Marshmallow Tourist

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I’m not really sure why tourists still wear the matching sweatsuit ensemble. Didn’t those go out with the (early) 90’s?