I know it gets humid here in DC, but it’s not a jungle for crying out loud
Category Archives: Tourists
Tourist Directions
This weekend I took my dogs for a walk down by the Potomac at Theodore Roosevelt Island. For those of you visiting, this island has nature walks in the swamp which provide a nice “getaway” from the city. Aside from the planes flying directly overhead as they approach Reagan airport, the sound of cars driving down 66 and the GW parkway, and your proximity to 4 Starbucks within walking distance, you’d never know you were in the city. Anyway, as we left the island and headed back to Rosslyn, a tourist approached me and actually asked this question:
Tourist: “Excuse me, is the Jefferson Memorial on Roosevelt Island?”
Me: “No, the Roosevelt Memorial is on Roosevelt Island.”
Tourist: “Oh really? Then where is it?”
I thought about giving them walking directions, but figured it would be equally as mean as futile.
Global Tourism
I wasn’t aware that you could take a bus from another world, but according to these people, you can. Is that false advertising?
Posted in Tourists
Tagged coach, global tourism, tourist bus, washington dc, world wide tours
Tye-dyed pants
Is this really necessary?
Posted in Tourists, What not to wear
Tagged dc, inauguration, pants, tourist, tye dye, What not to wear
Tourist Trick – Random Statue Poses
Mom – “Kids – get up on that Lion thing so I can take your picture!”
Kids – “What is that thing, and what does it have to do with Washington DC?”
Mom – “Shut up and look like you’re having fun! Every body say OBAMA”
Posted in tourist trick, Tourists
Tagged arlington, carillion, iwo jima, lion, netherlands, roslyn, statue, Tourists
Fat Disadvantage – Pants
Fat Disadvantage: Your pants get scrunched up and twisted between your massive thighs, giving you a wedgie and the appearance of walking through a flood.
Posted in fat, Thin Privilege, Tourists, What not to wear
Tagged dc, fat, fat disadvantage, flood pants, thin privelage, tourist, wedgie, What not to wear
Die hard tourists – rainy day picnic
They weren’t gonna let a little rain spoil their picnic on the National Mall. No sir-ee-bob.
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Tagged dc, national mall, picnic, picnic in rain, rainy day picnic, tourist picnic, washington
Segway Tourists
Do they do this in any other cities??? These tourists are ridiculous…
Posted in tourist trick, Tourists
Tagged DC Segways, Segway tour, Segway tourists, stuff tourists like, washington, washington dc
Tourist Essentials – Obama Gear
Superbama!
Posted in Tourist Essentials, Tourists
Tagged obama t-shirt, super obama, superbama, t-shirt, tourist t-shirt